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By  Bogrbon  |  23

When I saw "parting gift" I was pretty sure the "gift" was going to be herpes. All things considered, mail ain't too bad. Make the person pick it up, or invest in a "return to sender" stamp and stick it back in the mail box.

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By  Bogrbon  |  23

When I saw "parting gift" I was pretty sure the "gift" was going to be herpes. All things considered, mail ain't too bad. Make the person pick it up, or invest in a "return to sender" stamp and stick it back in the mail box.

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  coius  |  23

No, write “deceased” then send it back. Screw up her immediate future. Her fault for not forwarding the mail. If asked, as far as you know, she was dead (inside).