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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

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By Domo731 - 05/11/2017 13:00 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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willyjac 17

Friday 20 March 2015 12:20

That's an impressive shot

Norja 33

Friday 20 March 2015 12:21

You're dating a manchild. Give him a bucket and cloth and tell him to clean it up.

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anonpbc 20

Friday 20 March 2015 14:21

that's impressive..for an infant. grown man, not so much

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 20 March 2015 14:42

Nice of him to demonstrate on *your* ceiling.

roys1girl 18

Friday 20 March 2015 15:08

What was he doing to find out he could do that??

soullyfe 33

Friday 20 March 2015 16:02

Maybe he was trying to kill a spider.

moophasa 19

Friday 20 March 2015 15:44

Is that even possible?

tiggerdoc 14

Friday 20 March 2015 16:09

Off the ceiling ,around the lamp , threw the door.... Into the toilet.... Nothing but net...

amileah13 26

Friday 20 March 2015 16:17

What goes up must come down....

Sazzles 17

Friday 20 March 2015 16:33

How do you discover such a skill?

SydLovesLacey 18

Friday 20 March 2015 17:15

The ****, is your boyfriend a monkey?

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 20 March 2015 17:19

well that definitely does take skill.

Dynamite73 25

Friday 20 March 2015 17:19

H-how does that even work and why would he do that?!

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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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