same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
soapysoap
United States
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Smelly
Get the message
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
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jasonswife423 18
Hint hint
snazz23 20
At least he's trying to help you out! :)
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Comments (91)
kaotic_angel88 24
Atleast he remembered your birthday.
worldclassrager 41
It's the thought that counts...
LyricaSilvan 30
Either he's really cheap, or he's trying to send you a hint. Either way, it still kind of sucks.
tbrill 15
He could've at least tried to be a little more subtle or polite if it's really a problem. . Sorry OP
Croooow 11
My wife buys me stuff like that. It's hard to come up with stuff to buy for me, since I just generally go ahead and get stuff I want. So she buys me consumable stuff, since I'll always need it.
LadyTyger51ne 8
Hey, take the hint. He could be telling you something....
shortcake18 15
It may just be a sigh that you are really close
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Take the hints op
rec_chem 22
That's got hint written all over it. Be glad he didn't break up with you instead. He must really like you.
samichiss 5
He could've purchased nothing. Stop being ungrateful maybe?