same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
soapysoap
United States
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Smelly
Get the message
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Top comments
jasonswife423 18
Hint hint
snazz23 20
At least he's trying to help you out! :)
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Comments (91)
vvrobinson 4
Razors ain't cheap, he's caring
buckdharma 38
Do you register a high odometer reading?
Rkikkas9713 25
Oh my god, this comment wins the entire internet.
knight2109 12
While it was a decent reference there have been far better.
alexthevaultgirl 13
You're freaking adorable
Tripartita 45
Take a hint, OP. Carve the deodorant dispenser into a bubble wand using the razor and use the soap to make bubble solution!
failedgamer01 20
Guess that says something about your personal hygiene, but at least he saved you the money and time to buy them. It's the thought that counts :)
n00bi1 5
So a body kit?
Solano2580 24
Honestly OP, YDI for not noticing it sooner..
DanCastellaneta 17
Any specific reason on why?
sneakattacked 21
Seems like a useful gift. I'd rather get that than something I'll never use
Whydoyouask 11
Not a single "you should dump him" comment. What a time to be alive!
bapbap_fml 15
Without being able to smell you I can't discern if this is a YDI or an FML.
Alexandria79 22
did you tell him what you wanted? men do not take hints very well and they usually are clueless when buying for a woman.