same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
soapysoap
United States
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Smelly
Get the message
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
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jasonswife423 18
Hint hint
snazz23 20
At least he's trying to help you out! :)
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PrincessZelda_HR 22
Was it a really expensive razor, soap, and deodorant? Or maybe one of those soaps that's carved to look really pretty?
xsydneyx123 28
I'm sorry that it upset you. But think of it this way: those are things that we pretty much need daily. Maybe not a razor, depending on hair growth time, but Is it such a bad thing that he got them for you? People get them for people. My mother gets them for all of her kids at Christmas. That stuff can be expensive. Saves money. (:
caarlosgomez_ 14
I don't know exactly what he meant by giving you those things, OP, but I think he's trying to tell you something ¿?
tenmathieu 11
At least he's not going right out and saying that you have bad hygiene! Take it for what it is and be happy that he cares! Hey you got free stuff! Life isn't cheap!
oceaneyes213 21
Sometimes us guys aren't the best with gifts. Just be glad he thought of you because it's the thought that counts after all.
glh77 6
My EX once gave me a tooth brush, tooth paste and mouthwash as a gift! Maybe same guy
Luis_garcia_rawr 13
I mean at least he tried to give u a hint nicely cx
gatorgirl7563 22
Well, at least the birthday gifts you get him won't empty your bank account.
Csoi 28
sounds like the 2009 Christmas at my mom's house
H_STAY 3
I think he is trying to tell you somethin...ekk