Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
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Top comments
GodBarack 5
God I hate FML's like this...
dudeitsdanny 10
I appreciate a good morning text from my (hypothetical) girlfriend. Shows she cares. Now if it's a daily thing for you to text him early in the morning.. Depends. He can just turn the ringer off for the texts like I do. I get texts at all times from friends away at college or who just live far away, but I learned to silence my phone completely rather than bitch about it.
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Comments (183)
tzunami 0
you should know better than to wake a guy up with a text message
TheReaper6282 0
Let the man sleep. I work nights and get calls and texts while asleep. it's irritating...
CallMeHush 1
I'm with you reaper, I don't want to hear from anyone till noon!
topherweaver 0
god needy!
paul924 0
this was made up, it's my sisters boyfriends FML, this never happened
GreenDayRoxs 0
tee hee confession
EleventyFan 0
Is it really necessary to send each other good morning and goodnight texts? In my opinion, it is needy. Maybe that's just because I don't have a boyfriend. (:
Nakedsquirrel 5
good morning and goodnight texts are retarded
marleytooyou 0
well leave him alone needy dumbshit
MF12 0
why do you either call everyone a "dumbshit" or a "dumbhater"?
MF12 0
Nice new picture. What site is that one on?
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
you don't know what "most people want" because you are a sheltered 16 year old who spends too much time on the internet to know what real life relationships are like
iphlogger 0
if he's to stupid to not know how to turn off his ringer then he's too stupid to date. your better off without him.
dorito_420 0
you all suck. how the hell is OP gonna know if her BF is awake or not? I don't think OP did anything wrong and as far as I'm concerned, I would appreciate a good morning or good night text from time to time
joeyvoodoo 0
that's cuz you're a stoner and you sleep 'til noon every day, dude. when you get a job, you'll understand why people don't like to be woken up sooner than they have to.
dorito_420 0
Don't assume because that makes an ass out of you and... well just you really. I've never touched pot and don't plan to. As far as a job goes, I have TWO and am going to school as well. So screw you, my friend.
joeyvoodoo 0
gee...how could anyone named dorito_420 be mistaken for a stoner? clearly, that's the fault of the person doing the mistaking! lol