Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
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GodBarack 5
God I hate FML's like this...
dudeitsdanny 10
I appreciate a good morning text from my (hypothetical) girlfriend. Shows she cares. Now if it's a daily thing for you to text him early in the morning.. Depends. He can just turn the ringer off for the texts like I do. I get texts at all times from friends away at college or who just live far away, but I learned to silence my phone completely rather than bitch about it.
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kyd 5
Wow... what a dick.
deaditegirl 0
YDI. Good morning texts are obnoxious. Yes, it's morning. Yes, you hope your significant other has a good morning. You don't need to text that every single day to maintain a good relationship.
echo7341 0
Good morning texts are extremely annoying. Especially in this case when she said she had to wake up early... meaning her bf was most likely not up yet. Even more annoying is when people think it's funny to text you "wake up". And to whoever asked why someone would leave their phone on, I know I do in case their is an emergency. How would you like to know that you had your phone off and something bad happened to one of your friends or family because you wanted to sleep?
SimmoDestroyer 15
Aww you poor thing, that was so sweet :(
Kelso_24 0
I'm guessing that wasn't the first time though
FockinA 0
OP: yep needy. well it sure beats a kick in the crotch to wake him .
LA_Barbie 11
YTDI! how annoying are u?! if I was a guy I'd be super irritated by a needy chick texting "good morning" when I'm trying to sleep. furthermore I don't even like it when guys do it. I do however agree that he proly was lookin for an excuse 2 break up tho. NEXT!
SickSickSick7511 0
it may not make you needy, but that's annoying, stop doing that.
dcwd14 4
I text my bf every single day and say gud morning and he loves it
ciarakennedy 4
You're not needy...just annoying.