Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
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GodBarack 5
God I hate FML's like this...
dudeitsdanny 10
I appreciate a good morning text from my (hypothetical) girlfriend. Shows she cares. Now if it's a daily thing for you to text him early in the morning.. Depends. He can just turn the ringer off for the texts like I do. I get texts at all times from friends away at college or who just live far away, but I learned to silence my phone completely rather than bitch about it.
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RODEOqueen 0
I hate when people waste my time with stupid texts like that. If you have nothing important or interesting to say, then don't. Especially early in the morning. The world doesn't revolve around you and your sleeping habits, and waking him up before he's ready is the opposite of a "good morning", so you failed. YDI for being dumb.
nessalujin 0
He's probably just in a bad mood. Don't take it personally. Especially if it's hid first day off work in awhile.
GreenDayRoxs 0
I bet he's cheating on you.
sabatical 0
I "sleep texted" before, it said something like ghhhhhhhhhhhhfffttth
KurouTenshi 0
just wait until it gets to later in the day, and you say "hey wanna go see a movie?" or later that night and you say "goodnight baby." or better yet, after you kill him and write "I love you!" on his bedroom wall. you'll cry yourself to sleep over the loss and continue screaming "do you love me now?!"
Monikabug 9
This was a little too descriptive, Chris.. Should I send your boyfriend a warning? :P
KurouTenshi 0
x) no thank you. ;D I'd hate for you to spoil the surprise.
Monikabug 9
Fair enough, love. :)
KurouTenshi 0
@62 I'll have to change my game up, or else you'll know what to expect when we get together 2 years from now ;)
GreenDayRoxs 0
well maybe she was just trying to be nice. sheesh.
nutcrackers 2
I just hate it when I wake up by a text messege when I'm trying to sleep.
nessalujin 0
Yea, and I just hate Snickers in needed information.
iamelrebel 0
there's gotta be more to the story than what you posted. you probably are being needy
rc3187 0
There's probably another side to this fml in that she probably texted him again 5 minutes later bitching that he doesn't answer her texts.