Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
GodBarack 5
God I hate FML's like this...
dudeitsdanny 10
I appreciate a good morning text from my (hypothetical) girlfriend. Shows she cares. Now if it's a daily thing for you to text him early in the morning.. Depends. He can just turn the ringer off for the texts like I do. I get texts at all times from friends away at college or who just live far away, but I learned to silence my phone completely rather than bitch about it.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (183)
caomei 0
woow I do that all the time to mine
PsychoMerk 0
lol x) I stare at my phone like "don't ******* bother me" n go right back to sleep :p now, if my bf calls, that's another story <_>
zenti 2
I've had friends wake me up by texting me with pointless information, so I'm on your boyfriend's side. I wouldn't say that you're exactly needy, but yes it is very aggravating to be woken up with a stupid text message when you finally get a day to sleep in. Of course, now when I plan to sleep late I just turn off the phone the night before.
deborahs411 0
guys will use any excuse. I just had the same looser argument yesterday with what's his name. (the guy I call my boyfriend). If he is still my boyfriend.
cowcowkrm 0
the only time I would like to be woken up by a text is if it's a beautiful girl then I instintly forgive them =]
brucesgirl 0
that's a beautiful point nice to know there are still gentlemen out there
ksharp 0
maybe you should have said "good morning can I suck your ****?"
jmeg_fml 0
it's no longer a -good- morning if i get woken up early by a text. because either it's an emergency, which is bad, or it's not, meaning pointless REM cycle disruption. my significant other, more than anyone, should know and honor this. perhaps your boyfriend feels similarly.
skamhelt 0
I fail to realize how the majority of girls on this website hangs out with the biggest douchebags known to man. Including you. Christ, I mean, they have all sorts of ****** up stories, and they all come across as desperate for picking a retarded guy in the first place. **** him, he's a moron anyway.
desorden150 0
well I would think the reason why the majority of girls in this website are with douche bags is because they have something to complain about, therefore they come to this website. The girls with awesome boyfriends probably go to that my life is great website.
99MDC 0
Bullshit. There's more to the story than this.