Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

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ActionManly 11

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:10

Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)

KSk8r14 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:25

Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..

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mklovn 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 5:45

compare his dick to a crayon

esfox83 17

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:23

lo freaking l

crazycatgirl 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:32

It's just your boobs good lord. People act like if they don't have big boobs it's the end of the world.

kelseymill124 0

Sunday 7 October 2012 0:15

Better than pancakes!

wickedgetz 30

Monday 31 July 2017 21:38

Wonder how he would feel if you compared his dick to a flat tire

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