By LonelyHeart - United States
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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it looks like my response comment was lost, too. I forgot what I said, too.

Tamer - I kind of remember you. You parked in that tow-away zone, had your vehicle towed away, and started hurling monkey feces at the tow-truck driver. I think I was tripping balls when you were doing this, though.

By  puntificator  |  0

Why is it that people are so randy to use quotation marks when they "don't make sense" (like there), but so shy to use them when they do (like in this FML, to indicate the sardonic tone of "mind")?
Sigh.