Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Hand shandy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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genesisnirvana 11
was there any foreplay?
DudeImBetter 0
you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.
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Comments (419)
patacus 14
obviously he just wanted a quickie. if you cant keep up with his sexual needs ydi.
RoRo0717_fml 0
I'd say most of the women who commented here are selfish lovers... give the guy a break, I'm sure he will make it up if he didn't after it happened... poster probably isn't telling the whole story... but if you are... unlucky for you... no need to get rid of him though unless your all actually that shallow... just sayin :)
TheOneNightSherm 0
American Pie anyone?
mlovecats 0
some people are eairly cumers it's alright we just have to except them. everybody needs a little love
silence_isloudx3 5
that happen to me too! he looks at me and goes,"....you're really hott"
byronvance 0
wow at least with him no chance of get preg lol jk u must be hot
ninjaghost2013 0
u should take it as a compliment that ure hot enough to turn him on with out showing any skin
budd28 0
better than inside u
Chrispayne 4
Is that his ideal of birth control
BigBrownEyes675 0
There's nothing more depressing than a premature ejaculation