By TooLoud - 31/05/2015 00:12 - United States - Moorpark

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Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML
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I would probably go to your neighbor and talk to him and make sure of exactly what he or she heard. Good luck and hope it works in your favor, OP.

Hopefully they were talking about at night and not at that moment. If they were talking about the latter then I'm sorry Op. That's not fun at all. Might be time to have a serious talk with your girlfriend if it indeed was the latter.

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I would probably go to your neighbor and talk to him and make sure of exactly what he or she heard. Good luck and hope it works in your favor, OP.

Why would you go?

That's what I'm thinking, 1. If the neighbor just heard OPs girlfriend she could have just been masturbating.

Maybe she's just taking care of herself? pokerface.jpg

Or someone else is taking care of her?

#20 I'd take care of you

Who makes that much noise "taking care" of themselves?

FMLusername969 21

Could have been porn?

Women's tennis.

cynthianicole95 9

Plenty of women.

If it's true, then you mean ex-girlfriend right, OP ?

Stop embarrassing yourself

Hopefully they were talking about at night and not at that moment. If they were talking about the latter then I'm sorry Op. That's not fun at all. Might be time to have a serious talk with your girlfriend if it indeed was the latter.

Hopefully he's wrong about what he heard! Best of luck to you :D

Talk to your girlfriend before you jump to any conclusions. Your neighbors could have heard her watching porn and fixing herself for all you know. If that's the case, maybe you could use this to your advantage ;)

My first thought too.

Badkarma4u 17

Or watching one of the many movies and cable tv shows with long drawn out sex scenes.

She's doing it all by herself . She don't need nobody else

meliodafool_ 15

She's a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

that killer Bose system though.

Sounds like your girlfriend is at work too.

Could be a misunderstanding, but if not it could be a blessing in disguise. You should have a talk with her. FYL op