Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants.... - FML

By Username - 27/06/2011 08:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2025 13:00 - United States - Lincoln

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

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Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Hand shandy

By cdoyle - 08/04/2009 12:32 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Spicy

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Spicy

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 00:11 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML

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By vsshopper - 22/02/2012 19:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

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Top comments

genesisnirvana 11

Monday 27 June 2011 15:57

was there any foreplay?

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 27 June 2011 16:58

you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.

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trackstar132 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:40

well you dont have to worry about getting pregnant

icantjerk 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:01

and that's a bad thing?

CWL2010 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:22

well atleast we know you're hot lol

Playful1985 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:56

Sucks but your ****** efforts didn't have to end there. Hitachi wand + gspot toy = "f****ck, I can't get up... Mmmmm."

greenturtle2640 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:30

*******

momo1972 3

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:45

Are you dating Jim? (American Pie reference)

BigKatt 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:46

OP must be super sexy!! Pics? Why is it always the guys fault! Get ugly!

cyphi1 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:48

Maybe he was excited to see you.

AgeIsJustANumber 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:35

maybe he was a little too excited don't you think. quite sad and pathetic really...

AgeIsJustANumber 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:31

what a shame......

CaliSwaggGirl 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:14

you must be really hott

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