Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
You're welcome
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Hand shandy
Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML
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genesisnirvana 11
was there any foreplay?
DudeImBetter 0
you better not tell his friends or he'll say you're a ****, plus it was you're fault you were rubbing his butt, he's just very sensitive some would say it's a plus.
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Comments (419)
trackstar132 4
well you dont have to worry about getting pregnant
icantjerk 3
and that's a bad thing?
CWL2010 2
well atleast we know you're hot lol
Playful1985 9
Sucks but your ****** efforts didn't have to end there. Hitachi wand + gspot toy = "f****ck, I can't get up... Mmmmm."
greenturtle2640 0
*******
momo1972 3
Are you dating Jim? (American Pie reference)
BigKatt 1
OP must be super sexy!! Pics? Why is it always the guys fault! Get ugly!
cyphi1 2
Maybe he was excited to see you.
AgeIsJustANumber 0
maybe he was a little too excited don't you think. quite sad and pathetic really...
AgeIsJustANumber 0
what a shame......
CaliSwaggGirl 0
you must be really hott