Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
You should shut him up with some free-style slapping.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
What's more ridiculous is taking a joke like that seriously. ;)
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YayFlameWarz 9
"And bitch in bed, you suck at giving head! Im outie"
ferrettamer 6
You better have prepared a good comeback whilst he was rapping. If not, he must've really embaressed you.
vadim14 3
That's what you get for dating roody pooh
kulliken 5
Ahem "ex" boyfriend cause you got DUMPED.
keepingitnasty 15
Ydi: Stop dating fake ass, wanna be rappers. I doubt that was the only moment he decided it's ******* rhyme time.
Dcm210 19
he's a loser obviously.
artisticninja713 13
That is amazing if you're serious
coyfish 0
Was it atleast a good rap rendition...
ThisIsDCG 7
Cos you were kickin the flavour that got you dumped.
structuredchaoz 4
Just be glad you don't have to be around him anymore. Unless he is really good. He's really going nowhere.