Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
You should shut him up with some free-style slapping.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
What's more ridiculous is taking a joke like that seriously. ;)
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Comments (194)
sharktat2 10
Ewww I hate it when they freestyle....you are better off...I'm sure!
ZombieWad 0
Nice to see chivalry still exists????
lycan004 1
skills!
5fdp4life 1
roses are red, violets are blue, we just ******, and i dumped you.
shortperson247 4
I'd make it And I'm dumping you ^_^
Zaxl133 0
Hopefully he was at least good
MoZZie_fml 0
all you people saying "you deserve better. mrehhh" how do you know? maybe OP is a ******* bitch who also raps while playing a vevuzela.
patzz12 0
I'm gonna use that
receivingendofit 3
If that's the case, it probably was a good thing you two broke up..
funny_baby23 0
very creative
ewputthataway 0
I misread that the first time...I read "freestyle fapping"...