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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By SphereMaiden - 22/02/2018 01:30

Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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Zelphoric 25

Thursday 24 March 2016 19:51

Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!

LameAss_Kya 8

Thursday 24 March 2016 19:53

Wtfff Boxers Are Sooooooo Comfy!!!

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EmConforti 2

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:18

If he's that stupid, good riddance. Boxer briefs FTW.

spudking 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:19

This is possibly the stupidest thing I've read all day, and I accidentally read something from the Daily Mail this morning.

HoobidibooFox 11

Saturday 26 March 2016 2:34

The question is... how long did it take you to realise?

refticon 31

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:20

I prefer my gf to wear boxers but she'll always have the final decision anyway. Hey body her rules

AngelIvyBauer 4

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:27

his loss your gain. :)

TheOldOne 4

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:34

So if he was to wear panties, would that make him Gay?

jdw17 13

Thursday 24 March 2016 22:33

Yes.

LostCosmo 5

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:36

Assure him he can ware your panties, equality.

Ramos808 29

Friday 25 March 2016 12:58

*wear

muffledpotato 17

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:52

No chill- I wear guy shoes and snapbacks. Sorry OP, but I totally understand what you're coming from. Get someone who appreciates you for you.

kowsee 22

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:17

Omg guy shoes are so much more comfortable! I actually wear boy's shoes haha

fuckpotato 12

Friday 25 March 2016 4:08

HELLO POTATO BRETHREN

__nines 13

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:18

Does the design matter? Because I have superman boxers and pills bury dough boy boxers....maybe the dough boy might have made me turn? Just kidding of course

HylianWarrior 21

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:30

Be thankful, that's one less idiot in your life

UserError94 18

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:34

He just called himself a lesbian lol

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