Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
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Zelphoric 25
Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!
LameAss_Kya 8
Wtfff Boxers Are Sooooooo Comfy!!!
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Comments (81)
samlovesham1234 9
WTF? I wear boxer shorts and a t-shirt instead of a nightgown to bed. They're more comfortable.
RedCronos 17
Aaaaaand he's an idiot.
waleedma 18
Girls in boxers???? I might like that !!!!
gunnerblaster 21
Your ex is an idiot. Bullet. Dodged.
Eleora 19
Guess I'm lesbian? Lol
AdamTodddBrown 11
That's kinda hot
DukeTyler 10
I actually found it attractive when my ex-girlfriend wore my boxers.
aj9319 16
I wonder what his thoughts are regarding girl who prefers to wear thongs. But no one cares about his thoughts anymore.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
what if one day you wear panties and the next boxers, are you then bisexual? What about girls who go camando?
catherinecas 30
Obviously if you go commando you're asexual.
screenager5 35
According to the ex-boyfriend's logic, people who wear no undies on a given day must be asexual on that day. How interesting!
screenager5 35
Haha damn, 60. Beat me to it by a matter of seconds. Well done.
catherinecas 30
We can share the glory my friend!
deaddonkey 15
That sucks but if he thinks that then he's a douche. Better off without him