Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
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Zelphoric 25
Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!
LameAss_Kya 8
Wtfff Boxers Are Sooooooo Comfy!!!
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Comments (81)
9a_1z 12
I hope you'll one day find yourself with a partner who will happily lend you their spare underwear when you forget to pack yours, then laugh at the memory of this jerk.
HoobidibooFox 11
And return the favour!
bonjourhello 25
Show him you can keep snacks in the front and he'll be sold
stevenbro 6
More dating adventures of 14 year olds.
Tannasgh 22
Boxers on girls is hot...
neuronerd 29
Boxer briefs are comfy to wear as shorts, but totally wouldn't work with the clothes I wear. That said, anyone who thinks sexual orientation can be determined by undergarment choice is an idiot. Also, I know some lesbians who wear some damn sexy lingerie.
TheRussianNavy 11
Wtf?
traveveland 16
Welcome to the club. my girlfriend dumped me cause apparently wearing panties is "gay" and having ***** under my bed is "gay" and the kind of **** I watch is "gay" and apparently that makes me "gay"
wolf12king 12
You went a bit overboard with what ever you were trying
sirrubberduckie 37
The real kicker was your sexual attraction to men, right? That makes me gay.
Whydoyouask 11
I thought it was pretty good
prollydead 12
What a dumbass. You deserve better anyway.
HitmanKillsYou 13
you are stated on here under male sooooo.....
Ipsum629 13
boxer briefs are for every sexual orientation. Everyone should be able to enjoy their comfortability.