Love, Embarrassing and Party: Valuetainment

Valuetainment

By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to entertain my crush at a party by showing off my juggling skills. I confidently grabbed three random objects, not realizing one was a jar of pickles. Mid-juggle, the jar slipped and shattered, splashing pickle juice all over my crush. She just stared at me in disbelief, while I stood there smelling like vinegar. FML

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Thursday 29 August 2024 17:21

Dude... Facepalm. That shit only works in the movies.

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Saturday 31 August 2024 6:40

Dude, Stevie Wonder knows when he's sat at a piano, so what's your excuse for not realizing you were holding something as weighty as a jar of pickles?

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Thursday 29 August 2024 17:21

Dude... Facepalm. That shit only works in the movies.

JasonThorn 20

Friday 30 August 2024 12:15

...OP, I ask this with as much respect as I can muster. HOW did you not notice??

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 31 August 2024 6:40

Dude, Stevie Wonder knows when he's sat at a piano, so what's your excuse for not realizing you were holding something as weighty as a jar of pickles?