Anon.
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
CorpseBride
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Dirty talk
Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML
fml_for_real
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Anonymous
Osaka, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Oddly specific question
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
pissed girlfriend
Celina, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Read the room
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
lotrgeek
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Do that again
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
cryface
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Caught a stray bullet
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
Top comments
hellblade36 0
necrophilia much?
tnlander 20
maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.
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Comments (244)
Mourningstar 4
Good god, its time to elevate your taste in trolls, don't you think?!?
Gilliam93 0
u really check his background cuz there was a murderer a few years baq that picked up prostitutes and fold them to play dead so that he can have sex wit them then he would actually kill them soo u better watch ur back wit your bf
HomeAl0ne 20
Don't worry, it's a natural curiosity that all guys have at some point. He just wants to see what sex is going to be like if he marries you.
pinklover24 13
Thats not creepy at all (I say in a sarcastic voice)
Firework21 0
Thats just wrong!!!!!
ninjastud 0
HAHAHAHA<33 He's a keeper(:
SDMF 0
Dump
bran_d1986 0
wow WTF? can u say NECROPHILIA? get away asap!
angrynegro7 16
Here's a tip OP: If his dick smells like formaldehyde, you might want to skip on the blow-job.
rororigo52 0
Haha...thats sucks...!