By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
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Same thing different taste

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tnlander 20

maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.

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Mourningstar 4

Good god, its time to elevate your taste in trolls, don't you think?!?

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Gilliam93 0

u really check his background cuz there was a murderer a few years baq that picked up prostitutes and fold them to play dead so that he can have sex wit them then he would actually kill them soo u better watch ur back wit your bf

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HomeAl0ne 20

Don't worry, it's a natural curiosity that all guys have at some point. He just wants to see what sex is going to be like if he marries you.

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pinklover24 13

Thats not creepy at all (I say in a sarcastic voice)

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bran_d1986 0

wow WTF? can u say NECROPHILIA? get away asap!

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angrynegro7 16

Here's a tip OP: If his dick smells like formaldehyde, you might want to skip on the blow-job.

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