Anon.
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
CorpseBride
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Dirty talk
Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML
fml_for_real
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Anonymous
Osaka, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Oddly specific question
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
pissed girlfriend
Celina, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Read the room
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
lotrgeek
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Do that again
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
cryface
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Caught a stray bullet
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
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hellblade36 0
necrophilia much?
tnlander 20
maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.
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Comments (244)
MsBumblebee 0
Soooo.... team Edward or team Jacob? Your boyfriend's creepy, honey :)
daydreamer47 2
Yes, Ted Bundy made his girlfriend do that! Be careful!
sez_666 2
DUMP HIM!!! and then report him to the cops!!!
Kesler_17 0
Wtf are the cops going to do?
veritoswty6 14
I bet he was jut trying to see if he can do it all by himself without you putting much effort.. I think that's okay.. don't feel bad about it.. I guess that was another way to let you know not to intervene, just relax and enjoy :)
jayalexander 7
thts kinda epic but also kinda a fail
nae_nae7890 0
it's called an epic fail. (-_-)
coderedz 0
well you know he'll keep her around then after she dies
ch111 0
I really think women should be able to pick out guys better. the one that looks like a serial killer? no. the jersey shore fan?no. so ydi.
dyld921 2
There's nothing wrong with it really. It's just a sexual fantasy. It's not like he's gonna have sex with real corpses. Relax.
simplysarcastics 26
Anyone remember Ted Bundy?? He made his wife play dead and then went and acted out his "fantasies" on tons of women.... Some people are into anything but when people are into sick stuff why ignore the red flags??!
LOLSWAT 0
at least he asked permission and didnt kill you then just do it without permission
AssDan 0
Hi OP, I too have seen the B movie about Ted Bundy. Was a valiant try though. Next time try doing one from a movie nobody else has seen, like a herpes from vegas reference. C wut I did thar?