Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dirty talk
Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Oddly specific question
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Read the room
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
Do that again
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Creepy
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Caught a stray bullet
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
Top comments
hellblade36 0
necrophilia much?
tnlander 20
maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.
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Comments (244)
PhishloverA 14
Leave him OP! You don't wanna be associated with a disgusting sick twisted necrophiliac freak like him. Trust me just leave him because he's just gonna end up cheating on you with a real corpse. FYL
octaviamarieb 18
Ted Bundy much?
Tressa1982 18
Duuuddddeee!!! CREEPY
JVIarijke 24
Whi is this so creepy to you all? OP's bf says he wants to try it, not that he actually is a necrophile. There is a lot of difference between those two. Why not just try it and see if it's enjoyable for him/you? You might be willing to do that for the one you love...
jayyvonblood 18
*cough*necrophiliac*cough*
swedeNix 13
Does he like twilight? Necrophila in popular mode:p
1two3four5six 23
hot
MSDemonslayer 5
Soon you'll be screaming and he'll be like "Stay dead! Do I have kill you again?!"
FantasticDay 10
Eww. I hope you didn't do it.
tallesttree 10
Run away now