Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex... - FML

By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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By lotrgeek - 13/02/2012 13:37 - Canada

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By cryface - 07/02/2014 04:48 - Canada - Toronto

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hellblade36 0

Monday 7 February 2011 23:03

necrophilia much?

tnlander 20

Monday 7 February 2011 23:13

maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:28

Chill OP. It's only role playing. Sometimes couples act out incest scenarios, or rape scenarios. Does that mean that a guy wants to **** his mother or that a woman really wants to get raped? No. It's just fun in the bedroom. Stop freaking out. If you want to go along with it, cool, if you don't, that's cool too. It does not mean your life is ****** or not your boyfriend is a sicko. Sheesh.

yesiyes 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:47

LOOLL, i can imagine ur body there just being all limp&floppy! xP thats some pretty hardcore stuff tough..

AliceStar 2

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:05

Ah!! He's Ted Bundy!!

megaaann_fml 9

Tuesday 8 February 2011 8:29

Is his name Jack?

DesperateSponge 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 9:46

He thinks it's br00tal

PahhDee 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:13

Ewwww Creepy!! Dump him!!

ben2169 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:49

not only is that vile i would say its time for a new boyfriend

LtChicken 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 10:52

It's Ted bundy run!

NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 11:07

i usually just go to the morgue... they are fresher.

InsaneGenius 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 12:24

Your boyfriend has issues. It can't be that he just wanted to try something different, what guy wants to have sex with a chic that just lays there like she's dead? He had put thought into that before; that's what's messed up.

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