Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dirty talk
Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Oddly specific question
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
Read the room
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
Do that again
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Creepy
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Caught a stray bullet
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
Top comments
hellblade36 0
necrophilia much?
tnlander 20
maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.
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mimori_kiryu 5
am I the only person who thought of A7X and A Little Piece of Heaven? D:
ThisRandomChild 0
And now the video/song 'a little piece of heaven' comes to mind...
JayBay97 0
kinky(; hahaha
emodude44 0
I like my women the way I like my steak. Hot, dead and pink on the inside. I would never kill anyone, but the role play is HOT! Don't knock what you haven't tried, Necro RP is good for submissive partners who fantasize about being taken over. There's no normal people, just people who want to be normal. Everyones got a dirty little secret, and something they wouldn't tell their own mothers
ashley_cassel69 5
omg i had the same thing happen to me
alexturner19 0
Lmao! That's hilarious.
thefuckinloser 6
what a sick **** with a serious sexual disorder if you hear of grave robbing check him
chesoes 8
I wouldnt mind tryin it out
vampiresam9097 5
Necrophiliac, no coffee yet, I probably spelled it wrong
mommyshyperboy 1
And your point is?