Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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hodula1 19
Surprised he would want to skip the Pizza part.
sonicgreg 12
But you can't play a game until you turn it (or her) on.
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Comments (192)
PhoenixWright25 13
My god, we have found the perfect woman!
eaglerob 20
More girls need to be like you.
NPN_Scorpio 16
I feel for you, OP. Sadly, game addiction is nowadays often stronger than sex drive. You planned a perfect day.
Slim_Shady_____ 6
You shouldn't have mentioned the gaming till after
cynically 19
Your boyfriend is an ungrateful bitch OP, sorry!
NagainaFier 16
You're completely right! How dare he not put out on command! Real men are like stallions! Ready to mount at the slightest hint from their lady! Or are you pissed about him turning down the pizza? Because I completely understand, if that's the case.
finch01 18
yes, if it starts in bed...
Xotoolyxo 16
Spice things up a bit?
satanisthesavior 21
... There are a lot of people here who apparently think that all guys will want sex over anything else all the time. This is not true at all. Besides, we don't know what the situation is between OP and the boyfriend. Maybe this happens often, maybe they had already had sex the night before and the guy just didn't feel like going at it again so soon. Either way, everyone here is judging way too harshly. If the situation were reversed, and it was the girl turning down the guy for sex, would it then be the girl who was ungrateful?
Anitlifegrand 8
I'm guessing your old or you suck at sex? Because most young guys want to have sex every single day. We never get sick of it. Ha
Ameel_fml 19
Exactly. Maybe he'd just rather play games right now. Is that really so strange? It makes me wonder what the average age of FML's commenters are. :/
gracehi 33
FMLs like this get posted all the time: "Today, I wanted to have sex, but my boyfriend said he would rather play video games. FML." That's the gist of these common FMLs anyway. It's just the details that vary. Anyway, people always post comments like yours: "Guys aren't always horny, you know. He shouldn't have to put out whenever you want him to." I think most people understand that, but it's still disappointing when you're in the mood and your partner turns you down, especially when it's in favor of something as trivial as video games, or TV, or alcohol, or a book, or what have you.
1SxcBuNnii 10
..... I'm sorry but gaming is first xD
cyrilhoo 2
u win
Widow_Maker 1
bet he hasnt hit pubes yet
NagainaFier 16
...I'm getting really tired of snarking all the idiots who think men should putting out on command like a breeding stallion. Oh well. You're an idiot. Obvious context clues to indicate he's likely hit puberty aside, fact of the matter is, sometimes he might not feel like it. Lack of sex drive is nothing to bitch about. Lack of desire for pizza, on the other hand... And let's say you're correct about him not hitting puberty; does he really even have any business having sex at that age anyway?