Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
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Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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hodula1 19
Surprised he would want to skip the Pizza part.
sonicgreg 12
But you can't play a game until you turn it (or her) on.
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Comments (192)
Bicko2004 25
He turned down sex & food for gaming. Doesn't he realise that sex is the best game ever. It takes lots of practice to become a good lover!
l0ve_alanis 6
he must really love video games.
Sillabub 15
Hey, at least he wants to play with YOU. That's something.
hapy_pig098 13
Believe it or not im a gamer chick myself that hates playing with other people
ShortbusBecca 8
Your profile picture. No it's okay I didn't want to sleep anyway, psh.
LazyDaisy42 4
#35 ... I will never sleep again after seeing your picture... Thanks for that. Lol
Matt_greener 8
#35 Jeff the killer gets all the bitches.
Sillabub 15
GO TO SLEEP.
mrd97 10
After seeing your profile picture, I now need to turn on all the lights.
RodzillaX 30
Maybe you need to work on your version of fun. :/
etishuman22 32
I don't know about anyone else on here but sex, pizza, and video games sounds like really freaking fun to me. That's almost an idyllic day. Ice cream would make that idyllic.
limitedition 25
Go shopping, get some saucy lingerie & hide the games for a day for some more adult fun!
Ameel_fml 19
I'd be pissed off with my spouse if my games were hidden from me, tbh.
Tizzles 2
Lingerie is not necessary, it just gets in the way. And you guys have the order all wrong. It goes like this. Sex , pizza, video games, sex, left over pizza.
whos_ur_daddy1 19
Play with his Joystick haha
ajeppsen 25
He turned that down? That's like every guys dream! Only one explanation: he's gay.
Strikerr 5
Man hes dumb
AlexiAwesome 10
Start experimenting in bed ;)
depocadoll 15
Yes, we exist, and no chicks that play video games are not as rare as you think. It really bugs the crap out of me that we are thought of as "the perfect gf" for that simple quality. If you'd marry someone for loving black ops 2, then you're probably too immature to get married.
dixiefoxx 22
Yeah, I love video games, and yet, I'm still single