Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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hodula1 19
Surprised he would want to skip the Pizza part.
sonicgreg 12
But you can't play a game until you turn it (or her) on.
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Comments (192)
karlcolt45 19
MARRY ME
Inciter 33
I wish my boyfriend would wanna do that. He would hate sex, pizza, and games.
nnnope 26
so how, then, was your baby conceived...?
icemand90 17
the best friend of course...
babswashere 9
Tell him to stop acting like such a virgin
CharresBarkrey 16
I think a virgin would actually want to have sex. Sounds like he's bored with their sex life.
AH1Zviper 15
What happened to where being a virgin is a bad thing? Is this generation that immature?
NagainaFier 16
I think he's referencing to the 'joke' that all (hard core) videogamers are virgins. And buddy, lemme tell ya; those bosses aren't going to beat themselves! And what about all those idiots who need me to escort them from point a to point b?!
mattorama 15
Seriously. If a guy turns down sex, she ain't doing things very well.
Matt_greener 8
#128 not really some people can be not in the mood you know. Haha i've had my fair share of turn downs it's normal.
icemand90 17
my personal experience (being a guy) is that I've only turned down sex because I've been too sick to maintain a hard on.
outoftown 27
Hardcore gaming: the new contraceptive AND diet, all in one.
Phyre24 17
C-Can it be? The gamer girlfriend truly exists??? Please... Don't let this be a lie....
alycion 39
There are plenty of us out there. I don't think my husband likes it much though. I don't know how many consoles he has got stuck waiting in line for me for. And he already knows to preorder the ps4 or risk divorce. He will have the same threat on the next Xbox as well.
NagainaFier 16
Don't worry, 19, we exist.
WolfGirlRin 12
We definitely exist, 19.
love_me_electric 20
I don't know what's worse, the people who think OP's boyfriend must be gay for turning down sex or the people who can't comprehend the idea of a woman playing a video game. You guys must live very sheltered lives, just saying.
depocadoll 15
19, we are everywhere. Having a ****** and **** doesn't void is of he pleasure of gameplay.
etishuman22 32
We definitely exist!! Many a Saturday nights were spent in at my boyfriend's place playing Black Ops and zombies. Space zombies were my favorite, though. They look so funny in slow-er motion! Now though, we mostly bang and eat food when we see each other. Er....
Inciter 33
I'm a gamer and my fiance thinks it's weird. He's not the gamer, but I am. We do exist! There are plenty of girls who love to play video games. You just gotta find us.
GolgiTendonOs 18
They are definitely out there, and every bit as awesome as you imagine.
Michael_92 20
Well where do you find these girls at lol? Never seen one before.
NagainaFier 16
The internet, rp forums... If you're lucky, you'll spot one of us on Xbox Live. (Or online equivalent of platform of choice) Well, not me, because I've got my head shoved so far up Skyrim's ass... I can only handle one game at a time, personally.
Alihb 16
EZIO!!!!!
Michael_92 20
I have more hours tied up into skyrim than I care to admit. The mod community for the PC version is crazy.
GoodLookingGeese 10
OMG, this is a gamers heaven with seventy two (almost) virgins! I salut.
depocadoll 15
Me too! That's the problem with any of the elder scrolls... I can't find satisfaction in 'trying' them, I want to play each one completely... And my bf keeps rolling his eyes when I throw Oblivion back in the Xbox... Don't get me wrong, many days are black ops 2 days but most nights... I belong to oblivion. I keep trying to get him to play red dead or LC:TR but he's like "no I wanna shoot shit". I'm starting to think he wants to shoot me lol.
NagainaFier 16
147, I have a big enough problem prying myself away from my game on Xbox; if I had access to mods... Well, we wouldn't be talking, that's for damn sure. But yeah ._. I throw myself head first and commit to a game until the end; which is extremely tricky with a game like Skyrim. (It goes without saying my game collection is TINNNYYYY, and mostly Bethesda)
aeroliontvw 4
No lie ;-)
rizzybear 4
Well, the perfect order for me would be pizza, then video games, then sex, so that you can sleep right after. But I'm a virgin so no way in hell I'd turn it down if i got offered a slightly different order.
BunnyRose 11
Virgins all the way!!!
TysGirl14 8
^ironic
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Reveal yourself Op and accept the numerous marriage proposals from the fml gamers.
gracehi 33
Are you suggesting that OP become a polygamist and acquire a man-harem??? O.o OH MY!!!
jelly713 19
That's ridiculous. You should at least have the pizza part there if you're hungry. I wouldn't allow that to be skipped if that were me. Declining sex is one thing. But food? He has no choice. Ever.
jackiemora 18
What is wrong with him? That's the perfect day! But he could just have been lazy and didn't move and/or get up.
Adhdkid107 9
I'm so confused....he would turn down sex and pizza for gaming.....?
NagainaFier 16
I don't blame him for doing so, honestly. Though if someone switched the pizza for Chinese food... I would be tempted.
Zestyschmidty 4
A real man knows what he wants
jsprackman 11
If it was Dota 2, it makes sense.