Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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By chels - 17/07/2018 19:00

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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hodula1 19

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:42

Surprised he would want to skip the Pizza part.

sonicgreg 12

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:41

But you can't play a game until you turn it (or her) on.

Comments

gow16 2

Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:50

why not have sex while eating pizza and playing games

implastikz 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:42

you cant have 3 pleasures at the same time.

whyusofat 17

Tuesday 23 April 2013 9:06

Challenge accepted

thehonestone10 5

Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:52

If there is one thing I have learned, it's that the one who's always asking for sex is the one that never gets it haha. The partner that doesn't ask never wants to do it Idk if this is because the one asking is naturally more 1- desperate and 2- socially clueless (you don't ask you just initiate), or if it's social hardwiring because of 1 and 2 over time (so for example, if a super hot guy were to beg an average girl for sex or to date, she'd say no just bcuz he seemed desperate and it was too easy, when in reality it would've been in her best interest to, and if he had just played it cool she'da been all over him). Life lesson: Don't ask, only initiate. And learn how to tease, play hard to get, and do push/pull with their emotions. If you are too predictable you become boring