Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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hodula1 19
Surprised he would want to skip the Pizza part.
sonicgreg 12
But you can't play a game until you turn it (or her) on.
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Comments (192)
gow16 2
why not have sex while eating pizza and playing games
implastikz 7
you cant have 3 pleasures at the same time.
whyusofat 17
Challenge accepted
thehonestone10 5
If there is one thing I have learned, it's that the one who's always asking for sex is the one that never gets it haha. The partner that doesn't ask never wants to do it Idk if this is because the one asking is naturally more 1- desperate and 2- socially clueless (you don't ask you just initiate), or if it's social hardwiring because of 1 and 2 over time (so for example, if a super hot guy were to beg an average girl for sex or to date, she'd say no just bcuz he seemed desperate and it was too easy, when in reality it would've been in her best interest to, and if he had just played it cool she'da been all over him). Life lesson: Don't ask, only initiate. And learn how to tease, play hard to get, and do push/pull with their emotions. If you are too predictable you become boring
ksks1234 33
That is the best game to play...a mind game. *sarcasm* Or, you know, have a mature relationship and talk about issues.
divadro102 16
I love games but wow I would never skip the pizza
Crazafon 19
Wow, sounds like a perfect day to me! Shame that he would skip right to the gaming.
amifaiyaz 12
Sounds like he's really into you.
provia 3
marry me ?
stoufer12 6
Sounds like a perfect time to me,he is either gay or idk
duckit 0
Dump him for a real man
CiCiMoo 3
follow me on instagram for funny pictures @cierra_1298
Dcm210 19
Is he gay?