Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
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Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
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hodula1 19
Surprised he would want to skip the Pizza part.
sonicgreg 12
But you can't play a game until you turn it (or her) on.
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Comments (192)
whY402Jay 12
Video games before sex? Get a real man.
memebep 6
maybe he wanted the sex to come after the gaming. just because.he didn't wanna have sex doesn't mean anything bad. maybe he just wasn't in the mood at that moment.
xxEternalRain 13
What guy wouldnt agree to this?!
culito_fml 10
You're a keeper
fml0505 22
You could be my girlfriend ;)
jujuroxursox 15
I would have gone for the pizza…
AnimeBitch 14
At least you get to keep your pants on now :)
davincidasecond 24
He must be insane. I personally would be all over that offer if my girlfriend suggested that. Then again, he might just not be in the mood and just wants to spend time with you through playing video games. If he doesn't deny sex often, then I wouldn't take it personally op.
kissmyfeet 4
maybe you need to spice it up
usrtrn 5
daaaamn op im sorry ditch the loser!!!