By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
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TheNewGuy03 28

damn, girl, brush yo teefs! |the kid|

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mintcar 9

YDI for smelly breath. Although, he could've been a lot nicer about it.

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iDrejer 0

Aw that sucks, but guess you will brush your teeth from now on Dx

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CH423 0

How did you gaze into his eyes in the darkness? FAIL

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Lopee069 4

Yeah, what if you were gazing into his penis hole?

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RedPillSucks 31

Dang Kay. That was harsh.... *sheepish look*

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vita987 0

was it you? hmm is that why your taking it so personal…shit!

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enonymous 8

You should probably stop tossing his salad if he's going to bitch about the result of doing that.

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iknowimawesome 13

DID someone fart in your mouth?

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allmidnighteyes 10

You should actually fart in his mouth. That way, when he talks to you, you can use what he said against him.

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CloWn_TroLLin 0

Ahh look here it's a "your rubber I'm stone" kinda kid grow up fat boy put the cake down and people will stop telling you what a fat ass you are and you won't have to repeat to others what others say to you!! pathetic....

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LifeSucksbtw 0

lol your such a fail troll. if you tell us your trolling then we don't give a shit. what a tool.

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jbtheone_fml 5

why you mad at him? he's not the one with nasty ass breath.

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Nashie 0

Well that's the point...It's a FML because he thinks she has bad breath.

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