Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML
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Timmytwofinger
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once to make you last longer, anymore than that then you're fucked, or not in your case. BAIL.
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MrDanimal
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I can do it 10 times n still get it up, so WTF?
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btown1616
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yea its easy to get it up after 3
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farhil
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And y'all have tried this...?
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feelslikeanoose
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you definately misused "abundantly" in this. Fail
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lizamaphone
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op deserves it for that (misusing "abundantly") and for calling sex "making whoopie"
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lolfood
| 24
Definitely* :|
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carbivore
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Making something "abundantly clear" is a pretty common phrase, I wouldn't call that a 'misuse.'
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ILookAtFMLs
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What frightens me is how many up votes this has.
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Rainbowsareshiny
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hahahahahaha
take it easy on the guy. he fails but...it's technically not his fault
how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol
take it easy on the guy. he fails but...it's technically not his fault
how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol
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3lended7wice
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@ 4: you are probably a virgin.
@ 8: YES! exactly what i was thinking.
and this whole scenario is really a shame. though it more than likely saved you from some drama in the future.
@ 8: YES! exactly what i was thinking.
and this whole scenario is really a shame. though it more than likely saved you from some drama in the future.
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chiddy_bang71
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your responding to 8 but your 7.... can u see the future?!
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NikkiFlysKites
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I'm wondering the samething..
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Se0ul_Fr3sh
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That is weird... o.0
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beezy_slayer
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yea really whoopie what are u 12? wow this isfunny
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ilaaFML
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come on, 12 year old's know better than that.
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Already_Dead
| 15
...And some 12 year olds can spell better than you. (Not implying that I am 12. I just had the common sense of using proper grammar at that age.)
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fhxokgra99
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wow, you're a pussy.
you oviously have no kids and you're oviously not in high school.
I'm going to guess mid 40s used car salesmen no kids lives in a shitty apartment.
I got creative with this one.
you oviously have no kids and you're oviously not in high school.
I'm going to guess mid 40s used car salesmen no kids lives in a shitty apartment.
I got creative with this one.
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Moneylover103
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And you "ovisouly" can't spell and have no life whatsoever
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ladykkay
| 12
this guy^^^^^^^^
is awesome
@53
is awesome
@53
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JohnnyDontCare
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And you're obviously a complete piece of shit
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Rrandommness
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MASTURBATION FAIL you poor guy lol
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gukinator
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#8
u would say you jacked it thrice or you jacked it three times
not you jacked it thrice times
op- thats happened to me, it sux :[
thats why i never jack off when i have a gf, or if its like the middle of the day
u would say you jacked it thrice or you jacked it three times
not you jacked it thrice times
op- thats happened to me, it sux :[
thats why i never jack off when i have a gf, or if its like the middle of the day
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SoFaded80
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lol. i second this.
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Moneylover103
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Ummmm it's his EX-girlfriend!!!!!
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Moneylover103
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You dumb M. O. F. O.
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djtelekinesis
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Make whoopie? Are we watching Mallrats?
Just tell her you jacked off for a bit and you can eat her out for a while as compensation. You'll eventually get it back up.
Just tell her you jacked off for a bit and you can eat her out for a while as compensation. You'll eventually get it back up.
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iamtenyearsago
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Serves you right for saying "make whoopie."
take it easy on the guy. he fails but...it's technically not his fault
how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol