By f__k_it - 18/01/2009 16:30 - United States

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Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
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hahahahahaha take it easy on the guy. he fails but...it's technically not his fault how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol

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feelslikeanoose 0

you definately misused "abundantly" in this. Fail

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Timmytwofinger 0
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once to make you last longer, anymore than that then you're fucked, or not in your case. BAIL.

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MrDanimal 0
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I can do it 10 times n still get it up, so WTF?

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btown1616 0
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yea its easy to get it up after 3

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farhil 14
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And y'all have tried this...?

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feelslikeanoose 0

you definately misused "abundantly" in this. Fail

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lizamaphone 6
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op deserves it for that (misusing "abundantly") and for calling sex "making whoopie"

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lolfood 24
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Definitely* :|

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carbivore 10
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Making something "abundantly clear" is a pretty common phrase, I wouldn't call that a 'misuse.'

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ILookAtFMLs 13
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What frightens me is how many up votes this has.

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Rainbowsareshiny 0
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hahahahahaha take it easy on the guy. he fails but...it's technically not his fault how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol

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3lended7wice 0
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@ 4: you are probably a virgin. @ 8: YES! exactly what i was thinking. and this whole scenario is really a shame. though it more than likely saved you from some drama in the future.

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chiddy_bang71 0
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your responding to 8 but your 7.... can u see the future?!

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NikkiFlysKites 8

I'm wondering the samething..

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Se0ul_Fr3sh 0

That is weird... o.0

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beezy_slayer 0

yea really whoopie what are u 12? wow this isfunny

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ilaaFML 0

come on, 12 year old's know better than that.

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Already_Dead 15
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...And some 12 year olds can spell better than you. (Not implying that I am 12. I just had the common sense of using proper grammar at that age.)

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fhxokgra99 0
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wow, you're a pussy. you oviously have no kids and you're oviously not in high school. I'm going to guess mid 40s used car salesmen no kids lives in a shitty apartment. I got creative with this one.

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Moneylover103 1
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And you "ovisouly" can't spell and have no life whatsoever

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ladykkay 12
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this guy^^^^^^^^ is awesome @53

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JohnnyDontCare 11
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And you're obviously a complete piece of shit

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Rrandommness 0

MASTURBATION FAIL you poor guy lol

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gukinator 0

#8 u would say you jacked it thrice or you jacked it three times not you jacked it thrice times op- thats happened to me, it sux :[ thats why i never jack off when i have a gf, or if its like the middle of the day

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SoFaded80 0
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lol. i second this.

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Moneylover103 1
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Ummmm it's his EX-girlfriend!!!!!

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Moneylover103 1
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You dumb M. O. F. O.

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Grizz8831 14
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quick question... what are the O's for in this? MF would have made sense... even Mofo to a degree... but you are implying the O's each have a word they start... please elaborate.

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djtelekinesis 0
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Make whoopie? Are we watching Mallrats? Just tell her you jacked off for a bit and you can eat her out for a while as compensation. You'll eventually get it back up.

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iamtenyearsago 0
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Serves you right for saying "make whoopie."

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