madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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SoWhat12 0
Ehhh I wouldn't worry about it. I didn't exactly know the right thing to say the first time I saw one either.
abouttofly 12
#30, real life is not Wheel of Fortune. Vowels are actually free. There's no need to conserve them.
strawberry_78 0
I'm not sure you had to say anything, you should have just started sucking it!
timmyteo 0
Better than "Ooh, I can dress it up in my barbie clothes!".
squeaksx24 0
Pretty? LMFAO! But uhhh not a FYL. 59 hahahaha. I was actually thinking the same thing.
SergioFML 0
Haha, "pretty" at least you didn't say " It reminds me of my dad's" o.O
xhunterrrr 0
#41 Lmao! Vladimir the Impaler? Epic.
kelther 0
#30, you are not bringing sexy back.
idontgiveone 0
#22. Thats why they have sex-ed these days, so that they wouldn't depend on porns when theyr in a real life situation (ehh having sex with someone), im sure you depend on it in everyday basis but we dont need one more of those.
tim0391 0
Cant see the problem here at all so you said the wrong thing its not like you insulted him,