madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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genius_man16 1
at least you didn't say it was small or something, lol
Crunchy_fml 0
The next day someone comments "it's pretty!" on something else and your boyfriend says, "That's what she said."
purplebunnyattac 0
hahahaha XD
burrito_supreme 0
i lol'd so hard xD
penizulaface 0
22 dont immatate ****.
hustler123 0
haha tht is thts wat she sed...nxt time thnk b4 u say "its pretty" yo bf shudve sed tht insted..XD
Punkpoptart1119 20
#30: For the love of God, please learn how to spell..I feel like I just read something that a 6 year old typed out..
yer_maw 1
#25 FTW FTW FTW ;D legend and yeah, EPIC FAIL. Next time take a thesaurus to your make out sessions =)
Iwannabetreo 11
Hahahahahahahahaha.. Also.. HAHAHA. And: HA HA HA HA ... And well: HeheheheheHEHEHEHE.. Etc.
katherinebby17 28
lol i said that before so i dont blame you
FBIWarning 0
#31 you are the epic fail kkthx :)
LittleMiss1 0
lmao