madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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StreetSinger 4
At least he didn't do what my boyfriend does. He tightens his gut muscles which makes it wiggle around. It kind of freaks me out.
bymyserendipity 0
This is when you know you're too young to be fooling around in the first place...
eiji_chan 0
At least you didn't say "Awww look at that little guy!"
black_cat 0
#25 lmao!
eliz3 0
There is nothing pretty about penises haha.
orangecrsh16 0
I had no idea what to say so i said, "Its pretty...............small"
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
LOL 22#. fail.
FTL 0
How is this an FML? It's funny, but not FML-worthy. I think penises are pretty darn ugly (no offense, guys), so if I were a guy and someone called mine pretty, I'd appreciate it and laugh.
ben26_fml 0
you are ******* retarded. he better have gotten the best damn ******* ever or your done
Gringo_fml 0
LOL!!!