Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to... - FML

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:40

I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:39

wow. just wow.

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StreetSinger 4

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:15

At least he didn't do what my boyfriend does. He tightens his gut muscles which makes it wiggle around. It kind of freaks me out.

bymyserendipity 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:15

This is when you know you're too young to be fooling around in the first place...

eiji_chan 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:15

At least you didn't say "Awww look at that little guy!"

black_cat 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:20

#25 lmao!

eliz3 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:22

There is nothing pretty about penises haha.

orangecrsh16 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:22

I had no idea what to say so i said, "Its pretty...............small"

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:23

LOL 22#. fail.

FTL 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:27

How is this an FML? It's funny, but not FML-worthy. I think penises are pretty darn ugly (no offense, guys), so if I were a guy and someone called mine pretty, I'd appreciate it and laugh.

ben26_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:28

you are ******* retarded. he better have gotten the best damn ******* ever or your done

Gringo_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:29

LOL!!!

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