madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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cherrytwiz 0
58 XD lol
ifyoufeelalive 0
don't worry, i basically did that too, aha.
mattmag 0
If my girlfriend called my penis pretty, I'd find it endearing and "introduce" her to it like it's a person. Then again, I am weird. At least you squeal and say "ohh its so tiny and cute" like the girls in those annoying Burger King ads.
totoro_fml 0
Good luck keeping that man you lesbian
losergirl 0
hahahaa "hey, you have a penis! let me find an appropriate adjective *whips out thesaurus*" XD
redrovaa 0
ahah i laughed out loud at this. literally like, HAHAH. thanks xD
phpandc 0
hahahahahahahhahaa not really an FML but that made me lol really hard
lolol182 4
lolol
SeventhFonons 0
You should've went "it's pretty... big!" and saved yourself over it. 8D #70, what are you smoking? Seriously?
1suckatL1fe 6
its ok, when my exgirlfriend saw a penis for the first time she said, "oOo...its like a sword!"
grazynaanka 0
um #22 you do know **** is not a realistic way of sex between regular people right. hahaha penises are far from pretty. but i guess it doesn't matter what they look like right. lol. but at least you didn't say ewww or it's small or something. that would have def ruined the mood.