madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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MrJentipede 2
"In real life," ...huh? Is this an internet relationship or something?
redrovaa 0
Maybe she watches ****? Or has seen pictures in health class? Really, use your mind.
PsychoX 0
88: Everyone has to see their first penis some day, and sometimes (rarely) it's NOT in a porno movie. Especially for girls. OP: That is totally cute. Unless he was pissed, that's not out of line. If he was pissed, slap it (hard. with something pointy.) and dump him for being a dick.
bsellnow 0
HE should be the one putting up the FML. "Today, I was "fooling around" with my girlfriend. Things got pretty hot, so I whipped it out. First thing she said? "It's pretty." FML"
biancagolden 0
Pffft that's no big deal, I tell my boyfriend that all the time. Even right before i'm about to suck him off. It's coz I mean it!
exranger06 0
You shouldn't have said anything, just shove it in your mouth!
SlightlySadistic 0
Actually laughed out at this. But don't worry, I would do the same thing. What was his reaction to it?
summer66_fml 0
im a straight girl but penises are just about anything but pretty.....
kwbuzz23wk 0
58 just made the greatest comment ever.
kandyjohnson 0
A man never wants to hear anything about them is "pretty" ESPECIALLY their penis. LOL Too funny!!
offmycloud 0
Hahaha, at least you didn't say it was "cute". ;)