madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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jumpgurl23 0
hahaha virgins are funny lmao
Evildude 0
At least you didn't say....awww it's so small cute........or something like that
jazminbliss 2
hahah # 9
WorkSexMonkey 0
Penises are very hard to compliment. They aren't very attractive, at least to me.
Bobhope124 0
how is this an fml? YDI for wasting our time why did the moderators choose this over the other ones?
fuckmyl1f333 0
i dont see how this is an FML...
mynameisnotjudie 0
awww, that's adorable!
chunkofchange 0
why would you compliment a penis?
Nakedsquirrel 5
You could have said "Hello, little guy!" or something that'd actually offend him =P Also, OP, are you 16 years old or heavily sheltered or something? Who puts fooling around in quotations?
Bryan_Z 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LMFAO