madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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CherryKillsAgain 0
LOL, i can't imagine the look on his face when u said that...
yer_maw 1
#31
kendalle_fml 0
At least your first word wasn't "ewwwwww"
JackR1104 0
#36 I bet the look on his penis was worse...
BenignScientists 0
I wouldn't have a problem with a girl calling my member pretty. Sure, I'd prefer a "So, I guess THAT's why they call you Vladimir the impaler ..." but hey, I'll take pretty with a smile any day!
emer_helena 0
Well was it? #13 said it best :)
swodah 0
Why on FML...!? I'd be flattered...
Atreyu_Love 0
Haha I lol'd so ******* hard. lmao #39
Rainbowarrior_fml 0
I lol'd.
lordbulb 0
when will we get a new category for voting - this is not an FML you stupid ****!