madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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redbluegreen 41
#41, I love you. Hahaha. And you wonder why some people prefer to have sex in silence.
IEatCrayons 0
#9 made me choke on my hotpocket.
Heathersaur 0
LMFAO That made my day xD
thnxfrthvenom 0
LMAO HAHAHAHAHA im sry thats just sooooo funny though :D at least he know u like it :P xD
digapygmy 0
Sounds like a bad fanfic right there. >.>
iAmOtto 0
my gf said the same thing the first time she saw mine, too
Angry_Dad 0
Penises can be pretty :)
f_mylifelovex3 0
its pretty haha.. u dont need to say anything .. i wud have give like a seductive look and ehh finished evrything else..
mr_zeus7 0
How the hell is this an FYL? It's not even a YDI. It is utterly useless and meaningless. You called it pretty - sooo...what?
Sanrio90 8
Awwwww!!! That's so cute haha. If you guys end up together awhile, this'll be a funny memory.