Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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Top comments
gilly011 0
WIN for dj hero!
IDunnoz 0
better than him being the drummer
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Comments (205)
joshskim 0
I will suck ur boobs and make u like my di k and I put my penis up ur anus
xxdoubledrumxx 0
not really an fml, but thats pretty hot.
maddie1 0
hahahaha thats funny!!!! but u deserve it for not waitin till marriage ****
loueii 0
did he get a high score :D lol
briiana012 3
lol u have a cool boyfriend
RawrBunneh 0
That's what I call music!
charbz 0
this is too epic. you should strum his ****
TylerOMFG 7
this is hilarious. made my day haha
ohmandapants 17
what i wanna know is why he had to turn to you to play with your breasts? why was his back to you if you guys were fooling around?
HOLAANNI 6
this isn't an fml