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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 23:16

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Comments

emmahod 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:21

it's called a "safety", turn it on!

kintarooe1016 1

Friday 3 June 2011 16:55

wow what kind of pussy of a guy has never shot a gun in his life....thats what you get for having a pussy of a boyfriend

schmelia 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 23:50

He's a 'pussy' for not knowing how to use a gun? Go and read comment #150 and grow up. Maybe pick up some intelligence along the way.

MntDewKid89 2

Friday 3 June 2011 17:39

holy crap a girl that knows how to hold a gun and shoot it that's my type of girl

Zodaicz 4

Friday 3 June 2011 18:25

I just got a boner

globalmeltdown 3

Friday 3 June 2011 19:03

at least he didn't shoot you

EddieBlake 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:33

generally someone who understands firearm safety does the instructing. YFDI, dumbass. you also deserve it for having such a pussy boyfriend. for future reference--- make sure the chamber is empty until the firearm is to be (purposely) fired. that alone would have prevented your little mishap. luckily he hit you with the rear of the rifle.