Pubeblocked

By PubelishedAuthor - 15/03/2010 06:00 - United States

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Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
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Rickymonkeypants 0

wow that's a fail

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Rickymonkeypants 0

wow that's a fail

25 2
LilDarkAngel9014 2

That's trifling. How disgusting can you be?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Apparently very. How many is a few? Do they just fall off in clumps? YDI

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iHyuMeng 0

Is it tied up like a ribbon

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bobby3130 0

do you collect them from all your ex girlfriends? are u planning on cloning them for your own sexual fantasies? cuz that's just weird

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mitch707 0

Ummm wtf it must've been a pretty ******* large amount for someone to notice.... What the hell were u doing to get that many pubes lying around your bed u freak

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saviisneat 0

if I were getting into it, I wouldn't take a second look at the bed. no time for that, time for sex.

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aznpersuasion863 0

im not even tat nasty. duude

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epm011 0

As disgusting as you.

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mattbeverly 0

that ain't the problem just to let u know. just an excuse to make u feel better

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woofis 0

lol the **** protector became the **** blocker!

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wilkshire13 0

actually thinking bout this reminds me of my year 12 retreat where my mate showed everyone his huge fat hairy ass, he named it chewbacca and swore he could make it do the rookie roar -.-' true story

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kcluna 6

48+thanks+for+giving+me+a+good+laugh+%3A%29

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paigeatsflesh 11

YDI for shaving your pubes in bed dude.

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dumbbitchhater2 0

YDI for having pubes. and living in California

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mcme 0

Cockblocked by pubes? Owned.

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Crotcho_fml 0

....well.... yeah!

0 1
cyberotter 0

they could of fallen off during the previous night.

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malheartsnutmeg 20

Fallen off in large enough quantaties for someone to notice it?

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aeliz 0

Hahaha... so... disgusting,... but... can't... stop... laughing... Next time, trim those puppies. Or brush them or something to get the strays. Or try changing your sheets before you invite a girl over? Nobody likes pubes anywhere except where they belong. And even there sometimes they are questionable.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Why should it matter if they're on his bed, since he has pubes down there anyway? Better out than in?

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maskedman 9

Were the pubes different colors? That would be the dealbreaker for me. Seriously, change your damn sheets.

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Jlevrt 0

yea. Mean you shouldnt find pubes, unless you RIP em off when you jack off..

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maskedman 9

Also, if they were different colors then they are from different people.

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chloeginger 0

how do you not get it?!

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cbaidchris 6

her names probably Brooke. girls named Brooke don't get things...

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purplehaze980 0

ydi for not knowing that b4 ... ewewwwwwwww gross.

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lickmyjock 0

uuuuh. ydi for being a plucker

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HaleyQuinn 0

U need to change those sheet! was it pubes or crabs? FYL

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jonny2x4 0

Either keep the sheets on your bed or start trimming those short 'n' curlies.

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aardvarkish 16

shave your shit and it won't be an issue

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nomnommonster 0

Unless if it wasn't his, but from a previous excursion.

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WhackTheJackal 22

Yeah he shouldn't have to, but whoever freaked out about that is a ******* idiot.

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