PubelishedAuthor
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Pubeblocked
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
sexyfail
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML
hairless
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What should I do?
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Matt
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML
DaggerHole
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Australia
Itchy arse
Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
House rules
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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christiebaby578 9
Young Demon Insects.
Rickymonkeypants 0
wow that's a fail
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Rickymonkeypants 0
wow that's a fail
LilDarkAngel9014 2
That's trifling. How disgusting can you be?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Apparently very. How many is a few? Do they just fall off in clumps? YDI
iHyuMeng 0
Is it tied up like a ribbon
bobby3130 0
do you collect them from all your ex girlfriends? are u planning on cloning them for your own sexual fantasies? cuz that's just weird
mitch707 0
Ummm wtf it must've been a pretty ******* large amount for someone to notice.... What the hell were u doing to get that many pubes lying around your bed u freak
saviisneat 0
if I were getting into it, I wouldn't take a second look at the bed. no time for that, time for sex.
aznpersuasion863 0
im not even tat nasty. duude
epm011 0
As disgusting as you.
mattbeverly 0
that ain't the problem just to let u know. just an excuse to make u feel better
You_Just_Failed 0
just so you know, a dead hooker too...
woofis 0
lol the **** protector became the **** blocker!
wilkshire13 0
someone is going bald aye?;)
wilkshire13 0
actually thinking bout this reminds me of my year 12 retreat where my mate showed everyone his huge fat hairy ass, he named it chewbacca and swore he could make it do the rookie roar -.-' true story
UberFail79 0
Rape isn't the answer, OP.
iSitt 0
sachquach
AdoliscA1 0
lol
kcluna 6
48+thanks+for+giving+me+a+good+laugh+%3A%29
paigeatsflesh 11
YDI for shaving your pubes in bed dude.
Felendris 0
*walks away*....
dumbbitchhater2 0
YDI for having pubes. and living in California
AndreaHaha 0
ydi clean your bed sometime eww
iplaymw2 0
thats discusting
mcme 0
Cockblocked by pubes? Owned.
Crotcho_fml 0
....well.... yeah!
capt_awesome1 11
LOL @ 33 & 34.
HaleyQuinn 0
GROSS!!
aricTB 0
no hygene at all
cyberotter 0
they could of fallen off during the previous night.
malheartsnutmeg 20
Fallen off in large enough quantaties for someone to notice it?
WompWompDub_Step 0
Is the OP, by chance, a golden retriever?
aeliz 0
Hahaha... so... disgusting,... but... can't... stop... laughing... Next time, trim those puppies. Or brush them or something to get the strays. Or try changing your sheets before you invite a girl over? Nobody likes pubes anywhere except where they belong. And even there sometimes they are questionable.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Why should it matter if they're on his bed, since he has pubes down there anyway? Better out than in?
maskedman 9
Were the pubes different colors? That would be the dealbreaker for me. Seriously, change your damn sheets.
Jlevrt 0
yea. Mean you shouldnt find pubes, unless you RIP em off when you jack off..
maskedman 9
Also, if they were different colors then they are from different people.
beepelati 5
i didn't really get it.
chloeginger 0
how do you not get it?!
cbaidchris 6
her names probably Brooke. girls named Brooke don't get things...
purplehaze980 0
ydi for not knowing that b4 ... ewewwwwwwww gross.
lickmyjock 0
uuuuh. ydi for being a plucker
HaleyQuinn 0
U need to change those sheet! was it pubes or crabs? FYL
nirvanafreak93 0
lol fail heyyy wat does ydi mean
hotscar 3
you deserve it
christiebaby578 9
Young Demon Insects.
milerrrs_xoxo 0
you deserve it
Pinkfreak43 5
Very nice !
originaljosh 11
that moment when the real answer gets thumbed down
jonny2x4 0
Either keep the sheets on your bed or start trimming those short 'n' curlies.
aardvarkish 17
shave your shit and it won't be an issue
nomnommonster 0
Unless if it wasn't his, but from a previous excursion.
WhackTheJackal 22
Yeah he shouldn't have to, but whoever freaked out about that is a ******* idiot.