Love, Relatable, Dating and First Dates: Some guys will hump anything

Some guys will hump anything

By slschmidt - 22/09/2021 14:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, when asked for a second date, I had to explain to a man that I didn’t want to see him again, and that he should give women compliments and ask them questions when on a date. He then told me he only does that when his dates look good or say something interesting. He sure still tried to fuck me. FML

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Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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Snoozefest

By Anonymous - 08/07/2024 15:00

Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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Fake news

By pig! - 20/10/2023 14:00

Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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Misunderstood

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 17:00

Today, my Tinder date seemed annoyed that my offer of dinner at my house really was an offer of dinner, not easy sex. Apparently, acting like a real woman with a mind and feelings, as opposed to a hole for his penis to temporarily inhabit, completely ruined his night. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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You deserved it 37 249

By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Plop 17

Wednesday 22 September 2021 14:22

Sounds like he's been watching too many pick up artist videos on Youtube, and not some of the vaguely decent ones (which is as good as it gets with that specific genre).

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 September 2021 14:33

What a well-written story! How did you do it? Compliment? Check Question? Check Now, can we ****?

Comments

Plop 17

Wednesday 22 September 2021 14:22

Sounds like he's been watching too many pick up artist videos on Youtube, and not some of the vaguely decent ones (which is as good as it gets with that specific genre).

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 22 September 2021 20:18

He's probably been playing the Super Seducer series a lot, but he keeps going for the bad choices.

Plop 17

Thursday 23 September 2021 9:05

Actually, Super Seducer 2 in particular is really quite fun, mostly because it doesn't take itself too seriously, and some of the actors are quite good. Especially the levels with Louise and Mahmoud are pretty great, and the bad choices can be quite hilarious. Even the "advice" ends up being relatively decent, since it mostly sticks to "have a personality and show it" sort of stuff (which I find to be a better version of the unhelpful "be yourself"). Also, I'm pretty sure if the guy had shown up at the date driving a tank, OP's opinion would've been different!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 22 September 2021 14:33

What a well-written story! How did you do it? Compliment? Check Question? Check Now, can we ****?

Brightside86 30

Thursday 23 September 2021 0:18

I've been that guy, and you made the right call. I've dated women that I found neither interesting nor attractive in hopes that maybe something would click, if I gave them a chance. It never does, its a waste of everyone's time.