Today, when asked for a second date, I had to explain to a man that I didn’t want to see him again, and that he should give women compliments and ask them questions when on a date. He then told me he only does that when his dates look good or say something interesting. He sure still tried to fuck me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He was funny, laidback, and handsome. We had an amazing time but I declined to go back to his house, not wanting to rush things. He said he understood and respected my choice. Later online he bragged about “banging some cheap slut for the price of a meal.” FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, when my date realised he wasn’t getting sex, even though it was the mythical third date when sex is supposedly guaranteed, he asked for the bill while I was still halfway through my main course, paid his share to the penny, and left. He'd driven me there, so I had to get a bus home. FML
Today, my Tinder date seemed annoyed that my offer of dinner at my house really was an offer of dinner, not easy sex. Apparently, acting like a real woman with a mind and feelings, as opposed to a hole for his penis to temporarily inhabit, completely ruined his night. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
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Plop 17
Sounds like he's been watching too many pick up artist videos on Youtube, and not some of the vaguely decent ones (which is as good as it gets with that specific genre).
RichardPencil 30
What a well-written story! How did you do it? Compliment? Check Question? Check Now, can we ****?
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Plop 17
Sounds like he's been watching too many pick up artist videos on Youtube, and not some of the vaguely decent ones (which is as good as it gets with that specific genre).
Ambrily 27
He's probably been playing the Super Seducer series a lot, but he keeps going for the bad choices.
Plop 17
Actually, Super Seducer 2 in particular is really quite fun, mostly because it doesn't take itself too seriously, and some of the actors are quite good. Especially the levels with Louise and Mahmoud are pretty great, and the bad choices can be quite hilarious. Even the "advice" ends up being relatively decent, since it mostly sticks to "have a personality and show it" sort of stuff (which I find to be a better version of the unhelpful "be yourself"). Also, I'm pretty sure if the guy had shown up at the date driving a tank, OP's opinion would've been different!
RichardPencil 30
What a well-written story! How did you do it? Compliment? Check Question? Check Now, can we ****?
Brightside86 30
I've been that guy, and you made the right call. I've dated women that I found neither interesting nor attractive in hopes that maybe something would click, if I gave them a chance. It never does, its a waste of everyone's time.