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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By aloneinaz - 15/01/2017 20:00

Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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Boom, headshot

By oof - 09/07/2020 23:01

Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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xGabri3L 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:16

Pow, right in the kisser!

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:31

He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...

Comments

krad204 21

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:12

Your boyfriend is a wimp for not knowing how to fire a rifle, what if zombies took over? He would be screwed... :P And why was it loaded while you taught him?

FYlife604 18

Monday 7 November 2011 1:05

you deserve that for having a round in the chamberwhile showing a noobie how to handle a firearm

xsonataarcticax 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 19:54

Interesting...a female showing a male how to shoot....what is this world coming to? did he show you how to knit?? lol!

Deitz123 2

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:28

At least he didnt shoot you.

bishopwhite 1

Friday 17 February 2012 15:06

Why was the gun while you were teaching him how to use it? And the safety, off!? (manager at a trapshooting club)

goodgradesrock 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:23

At least he didn't shoot you in the nose!

newmandotcom 6

Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:35

You're dating a guy who doesn't know how to handle a weapon? Sounds like you picked a real winner there.....

donkiekick 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 9:14

how the hell can he not shoot a gun!?

kylewahrmund 2

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:56

Umm... Sorry about your nose truly, but don't you think someone should properly instruct him on gun safety( handling/shooting). He is obviously inexperienced with firearms and as such you shouldn't demonstrate anything with the gun loaded, or off safety. This was partially your fault, I'm glad no one was severally injured or killed, it's these small mistakes everyday that cost innocent people there life and jeopardizes our right to bear arms. Please be safe and have fun hope your nose feels better!