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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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jimbob_76592 5

Saturday 1 December 2012 17:07

This is sad on so many levels

Koleckai 16

Monday 1 April 2013 16:03

Shame about your nose. Hopefully on future lessons you remembered gun safety and left the safety on.

NiamhMcA 4

Sunday 16 June 2013 20:53

YDI, should have had the safety on

Euronymous93 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 6:05

Yeah, OP. Why were you standing next to your boyfriend in a way the the gun would recoil into your face? YDI.

thatshannah 4

Friday 30 August 2013 17:41

That's what you get for dating a boy who don't know how to shoot a gun!!

AssassinBug 15

Wednesday 30 October 2013 4:22

The beginner's gun is always twenty two.

jrenf 8

Monday 6 January 2014 4:19

should've taught him the second rule if gun safety, keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot

josyco123 1

Sunday 29 June 2014 1:56

are you an idiot!! unload the gun before handling it like that. honestly people are so stupid.

Tankkiller308 16

Saturday 12 July 2014 6:04

Why did you even have a round in the gun if you were teaching him

Ilikepie82479 20

Friday 7 November 2014 1:00

This is why you leave the safety on until you're about to shoot

caleb_9756 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 2:16

At least you didn't get shot

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