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By wtf1234 - 03/05/2011 01:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

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Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By goo - 10/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Louisville

Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By dirty boy - 05/07/2021 11:00

Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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ambowew 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:12

Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:09

That's disc-gusting.

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mack_the_knife 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:22

Sounds a bit like you're dating a labrador retriever

Riddles66 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:45

I guess he don't like your kisses

dylpikle 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:48

atleast it was almost totally romantic. lmao

CitrusGirl 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:38

OP: "Oh honey I love-" BF: "FRISBEE!" WAPAM! OP: "$&@#%*#!!!"

christyxoxo 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 13:56

sounds like a scene in a romantic comedy.

katieeamberr 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:38

love ur pic lmao

cptmorgan15 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:00

Human-dog relationships never work, OP. Believe me, I've tried.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:57

Your ex must have been a bitch huh.

jasminea 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:16

haha (: sucks for you!

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:25

just laugh about it and get over it

rebecca_marie_21 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:18

Are you dating a dig? Lol just kidding ;)

rebecca_marie_21 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 17:19

dog

ceeejjjj 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:21

now thats love hahaha your blood partners now

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