Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That's disc-gusting.
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Comments (89)
mack_the_knife 3
Sounds a bit like you're dating a labrador retriever
Riddles66 0
I guess he don't like your kisses
dylpikle 0
atleast it was almost totally romantic. lmao
CitrusGirl 0
OP: "Oh honey I love-" BF: "FRISBEE!" WAPAM! OP: "$&@#%*#!!!"
christyxoxo 8
sounds like a scene in a romantic comedy.
katieeamberr 2
love ur pic lmao
cptmorgan15 2
Human-dog relationships never work, OP. Believe me, I've tried.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Your ex must have been a bitch huh.
jasminea 0
haha (: sucks for you!
jenaandtyler4eva 0
just laugh about it and get over it
rebecca_marie_21 0
Are you dating a dig? Lol just kidding ;)
rebecca_marie_21 0
dog
ceeejjjj 0
now thats love hahaha your blood partners now