Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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CheeseTron 15
All aboard the USS Intercourse.
Welshite 40
I guess it's better than a Vulcan. They don't say anything but glare at you and reprimand you for your show of emotions during sex.
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Comments (98)
Sporkly 26
One reason why this should be considered an FML is because he got it from the reboot, and not from the original 1982 film The Wrath of Khan. I love the reboots, they're good. But the originals will always be the best. Zachary Quinto plays a great Mr Spock, but I think Leonard Nimoy will always be the best Spock.
Sporkly 26
Also, as someone above already said, Ricardo Montalbán was the perfect Khan. Why on Earth did they choose some pasty white English guy to play a North Indian Sikh?
nitrog100 21
That's really not all that bad. You chose him, weirdness and all.
RuRuSweets 5
I think that's awesome! Sounds fun in bed ;)
fertilegod 3
you are both nerds it COMES with the territory
thejimler 9
Tell him that screaming out Khan's name when cumming must mean he's gay for Khan. Either his homophobia will make him stop, or we'll get another fml where your bf has gone gay for a fictional character.
FlyingPie 17
He's a Khan man.
Jeffy91 28
Next time put a gag on him and tell him it turns you on. There... problem solved. haha
o76923 8
Dump him. If he wasn't screaming Khan because of the Wrath of Khan then he's just not that into genetically engineered ubermenchen.
tommyfox 19
He's just channeling his inner Cumberbitch.
TheCerealKiller 24
Well, old Khan does have fabulous hair.