Work: Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious...

By legotron - 17/10/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML

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By Somekindofcaleb - 11/09/2017 01:30

Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 01:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML

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By pi_power_15 - 11/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Spring Grove

Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML

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By Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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When nature calls…

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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By snidpea - 31/01/2010 17:07 - France

Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2013 20:30

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By kaitlintaylor - 07/11/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML

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cm1315yo 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:12

well, at least you were heading home.

NathanKett 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:25

YDI for not singing in the rain

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MusicAlm 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:10

First! And that sucks ha! Don't take shortcuts!

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 17 October 2009 18:14

Oh no!... NOT. Pretty lame if you ask me.

youreanidiot 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 19:14

I wouldn't call this an FML, sprinklers usually go around in circles all you have to do is avoid them... two seconds of running involved...

cm1315yo 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:12

well, at least you were heading home.

Crazyging 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:17

hey at least your car hadn't been stolen

NathanKett 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:25

YDI for not singing in the rain

AEROSMITH0219 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 4:01

hahahahahahahahahahaa

Peroxide 3

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:35

Unless you're a witch this is a retarded fml

orange9494 0

Friday 18 May 2012 13:10

It's not, because if it's cold and your car is wet, the water freezes and you can't open the doors .

Arnvs 8

Saturday 13 August 2016 4:53

You're forgetting that they live in California 57.

Broeman 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:09

Not even that bad. If you were going somewhere else, like to work or a date, then that might be a problem.

rimbob45 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:09

lol classic

22jrdn55 15

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:12

lol is this how u looked like after? http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/Soccer_wet_cheerleaders_b-854132.jpeg

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:25

O NOES NOT WATER!! WHATEVER SHALL YOU DO.....GO HOME AND CHANGE? SHIT!!!

Tchernov9 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 14:00

Dude, he's really cold and he can't see, when you're absolutely shivering and then you have cold water on you, you might as well get frostbite, and that's very serious there. To OP, That really sucks man, I would've been so mad and just kick those little sprinkler in the ground.