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By legotron - 17/10/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML

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Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

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By kaitlintaylor - 07/11/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 01:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML

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By pi_power_15 - 11/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Spring Grove

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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By Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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cm1315yo 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:12

well, at least you were heading home.

NathanKett 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:25

YDI for not singing in the rain

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MusicAlm 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:10

First! And that sucks ha! Don't take shortcuts!

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 17 October 2009 18:14

Oh no!... NOT. Pretty lame if you ask me.

youreanidiot 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 19:14

I wouldn't call this an FML, sprinklers usually go around in circles all you have to do is avoid them... two seconds of running involved...

cm1315yo 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:12

well, at least you were heading home.

Crazyging 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:17

hey at least your car hadn't been stolen

NathanKett 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:25

YDI for not singing in the rain

AEROSMITH0219 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 4:01

hahahahahahahahahahaa

Peroxide 3

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:35

Unless you're a witch this is a retarded fml

orange9494 0

Friday 18 May 2012 13:10

It's not, because if it's cold and your car is wet, the water freezes and you can't open the doors .

Arnvs 8

Saturday 13 August 2016 4:53

You're forgetting that they live in California 57.

Broeman 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:09

Not even that bad. If you were going somewhere else, like to work or a date, then that might be a problem.

rimbob45 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:09

lol classic

22jrdn55 15

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:12

lol is this how u looked like after? http://www.gfxwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/Soccer_wet_cheerleaders_b-854132.jpeg

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 13:25

O NOES NOT WATER!! WHATEVER SHALL YOU DO.....GO HOME AND CHANGE? SHIT!!!

Tchernov9 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 14:00

Dude, he's really cold and he can't see, when you're absolutely shivering and then you have cold water on you, you might as well get frostbite, and that's very serious there. To OP, That really sucks man, I would've been so mad and just kick those little sprinkler in the ground.