Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. A few hours later, we discovered he's highly allergic to my Summer's Eve soap. He looks like he's been attacked by bees. Yay for losing my v-card. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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rhyannon11 7
Why were you using soap? That's not how it's done
MzMegs 20
So did you not use a condom or what? Douching isn't good for your ******. It cleans itself naturally.
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Comments (52)
pineapplenapalm 2
Summers Eve is hypo-allergenic.... You would know that if you had read the damn bottle.... Therefore it has to have been something else that made him break out such as the condom.....
libsloveslife 7
pineapplenapalm, I'm allergic to hypoallergenic sunscreen. Hypo-allergenic products are just made without the usual allergy-causing ingredients, but that doesn't mean you can't get a reaction to it.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I'm allergic to any kind of deodorant and antiperspirant made specifically for women, even the hypoallergenic ones. I have to use men's deodorant. I have no idea what ingredients are different in them. I just know that within minutes, and sometimes even seconds, after applying women's deodorant I develop a rash that itches and burns like hell. Also, I'm allergic to any type of band aides, latex free or not. I have to use medical tape and gauze when necessary. I can't even wear any fake jewelry, including the hypoallergenic ones. All jewelry I wear has to be real gold, silver, or platinum. I'm an expensive woman, lol. But my point is that just because it's labeled as hypoallergenic doesn't mean that it's impossible for anyone to have an allergic reaction to it.
Thatsjank 5
should have waited
onorexveritas 24
time to get new soap
RedPillSucks 33
OP, Don't lie. Your boyfriend is allergic to having sex.... with you.
sprints54 19
U just lost your v-card to him and you were using summers eve already. Damn u gotta have a nasty vag then
akstyle 3
He might have herpes and now you do! Rashy bumps on the penis is not a good sign! You might be infected now too! Just his way to hide his flare up and blaming it on your soap! Classic move! Lol. J/k But you never know! It did happen to my friend though...the very first girl he every had sex with gave him herpes! Crazy huh?
Rasetsu 10
I hope you weren't using soap as lube...
josieposie89 2
Did u shove that shit in your vag??? wth, never use feminine soap. That shit ***** with you Ph balance and make shit all walked down there. Now you also have to face the fact your boyfriend is allergic to it. Just stick to water next time you wash down under.
raytyler26 16
Better him than you.
IzzyIzebel323 13
DAMM. that sucks but atleast you got laid